i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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