I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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