how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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