Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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