can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
This show inspires me to have sex in space
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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