Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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