i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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