I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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