in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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