We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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