if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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