they need to just BURY HIM!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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