i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My ass is underappreciated
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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