I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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