Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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