Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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