Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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