Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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