Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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