I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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