Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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