mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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