I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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