Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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