i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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