What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
