Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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