just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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