It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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