it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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