did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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