just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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