She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Your topless pictures make me question reality
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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