Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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