It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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