brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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