ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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