is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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