I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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