he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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