My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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