so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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