38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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