I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
