Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
