my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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