And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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