I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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