I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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