you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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