okay pat passed out under dana's car
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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