after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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