i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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