His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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